Oh my ... honest to God, I didn't see that one coming.
Dean
On Oct 21, 2005, at 5:50 PM, Carlberg Jones wrote:
At 8:32 PM -0400 10/21/05, Christopher Smith wrote:
I feel bad for you, but I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Jesus vs. Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better on his
computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing
all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set
up a
test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better
job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused.
They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They
composed
music with Finale. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
attachments.
They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards.
They did
every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across
the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
electricity
went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word
known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally
flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all
gone! I
lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the
past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He
cheated,
how did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
Carlberg Jones
Guanajuato, Gto.
MEXICO
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