I. (sex ed.)

> boys have a penis
> girls, they have a vagina
> what a jammin' world
we learned this in fouth grade
with a teacher who stammered and classmates who giggled
and a boy behind me who said "testicles" over and over and over
until the teacher sent him to the principal
and the class breathed a sigh of relief

II. (sex ed. revisited)
in grade seven
our sex ed. teacher told us
the penis had a head and a shaft
"like a badminton racket"
(he taught gym in the afternoons)
nobody raised their hand
no matter how many questions they had
because of the way he would squirm

III. (fini)
i apologise
to those who find discussion
of human anatomy
offensive
at least you did not learn it
from a blushing stuttering fourth grade teacher
with a hangover

=====
once again we are hungry for a lynching
that's a strange mistake to make
you should turn the other cheek
(living in a glass house)          [ http://envy.nu/chanced ]

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. 
http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/

_______________________________________________
Five7Five mailing list
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/five7five

Reply via email to