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1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist. . 2. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. 4. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant 5. Legal Rights You have the right to remain stupid, but do not
abuse the privilege.
6. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 7. The Rules of
Engagement
Finish what you started.
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