1. The Law of Common Sense 
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist. 

2. The Law of Reality 
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 

3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell 
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. 

4. Law of Physical Displacement 
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant 

5. Legal Rights 
You have the right to remain stupid, but do not abuse the privilege. 

6. Law of Probable Dispersal 
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 
 
 
7. The Rules of Engagement
Finish what you started.
 

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"All we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream."

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