to the person who keeps writing the overly graphic
poems about sex

i place a curse on you and every second child born of
your line-

your computer will be attacked by multiple viruses,
starting from the merely annoying to the truly
horrendous, requiring multiple reformats of your hard
drive and culminating in the one that makes your CPU
run so fast that it melts.

your cat will die.  it will be electrocuted by a
fallen overhead powerline that has been struck by a
tree in the middle of the wildest storm to hit your
region in 100 years.

your fridge will stop working while you are on
vacation, and the dairy products that you forgot to
get rid of will fester so that when you arrive back it
will be too disgusting to bear and you will have to
buy a new one.

your place of residence will be hit by a power surge,
which will destroy all of your appliances, from your
toaster to your DVD player, your radio alarm to your
computer.

your girlfriend will leave you for a robot.

all this will occur over and over again, until you
give up, and become a monk in tibet, where they do not
have electricity, much less computers and the
internet, and women are considered unholy.

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