to the person who keeps writing the overly graphic poems about sex i place a curse on you and every second child born of your line-
your computer will be attacked by multiple viruses, starting from the merely annoying to the truly horrendous, requiring multiple reformats of your hard drive and culminating in the one that makes your CPU run so fast that it melts. your cat will die. it will be electrocuted by a fallen overhead powerline that has been struck by a tree in the middle of the wildest storm to hit your region in 100 years. your fridge will stop working while you are on vacation, and the dairy products that you forgot to get rid of will fester so that when you arrive back it will be too disgusting to bear and you will have to buy a new one. your place of residence will be hit by a power surge, which will destroy all of your appliances, from your toaster to your DVD player, your radio alarm to your computer. your girlfriend will leave you for a robot. all this will occur over and over again, until you give up, and become a monk in tibet, where they do not have electricity, much less computers and the internet, and women are considered unholy. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the 2002 Olympic Games http://sports.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ Five7Five mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/five7five
