I'm all like "Come on everybody,
let's all get up off this rotten ground,
head for perfect skies and never land"
and they're all like "Yeah, well, uhm,
we don't really know for sure."
And I'm like, "What, are you eternal?
You think you can spend time
on anything less than a string
of the most perfect moments
you could hope to obtain?"
And they're all like, "I guess."

Come on. For christ's sakes.
I am drawing maps to the moon
and drawing plans for a flying ship
and everyone else is all like
"Yeah, that's pretty cool,
I guess." Jeesum Goddamned Crow,
get with it, write me back
for the love of god, seriously
for the love of God itself!!!

Like, honest, just trust me on this one
when I say I know for sure it would work
like, absolutely positive, this is the way
to get out of this mess, it's perfect,
absolutely perfect, why don't you guys
just trust me on this one? I have
the best idea in the world, a perfect
locking piece, and I'm like "Look,
this is it, and I am giving it to you! For
free!!!" and you're all like, "Yeah, well,
we're not really sure. I mean, go ahead,
if you want to, but we need some time
to think it over.'

But no! Look! Its so obvious!
It's right there, in your face, like, like,
like, like, a radioactive flashlight blast
focused with laser accuracy
into your eye. And you're like, "Get
that stupid thing out of my face,
I need to look at this stupid, ugly rock
because maybe it is the truth and you,
you are just way wrong, dude."

Yeah, like, whatever. Fine then. Look
at your stupid rock. I will be laughing at you
from 700 feet up in the clouds, zipping away
to anywhere I want to, stealing cranes
from construction sites, and picking up cars
with people in them with my giant metal hands
which I will have because I can transform
into a robot when I am inside the crane,
because this idea I have
that you don't care about
is that awesome, totally. 

-e.



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