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So seven lions, a jaguar and a horse
are walking along the beach and they find an old worn out broken lamp. The
lamp's base is a bowl of plastic fruit and the stem for the lightbulb comes out
of a pineapple in the middle. My parents owned it before I was born and they
used it to test their friends and if the friend laughed at the lamp they knew
the person was more honest than polite and that was good. So one lion says to
the other lion, "should I eat this horse?" and the other lion says, "wait, is
that a lamp?" and the jaguar says something too sneaky for anyone to hear.
Anyway, none of them cared about the lamp. Animals dont usually bother with
lamps. You show a horse a lamp and it couldnt care less. And they were all in
Ghana. There was cocoa all over the place. Animals like Ghana but the dont care
about lamps.
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