This message is from: [EMAIL PROTECTED] A farmer in Georgia got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The >trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and in general >began >to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer feel uncomfortable. >Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing >that, >he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. > >The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?" > >The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what >they are. I never heard of circle flies." > >So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're >called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around >the >back end of a horse." > >The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a >minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?" > >The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law >enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's >ass." > >The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the >ticket. > >After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though." > >
