RE: FLUXLIST: WifeSwap

[Allan Revich]

An Eleven Step Event for “Good Television”   1)       You (adult male) start to cry 2)       Your children have temper tantrums 3)       Your wife threatens (loudly) to leave you 4)       You call somebody a (insert expletives here) 5)       You make somebody else’s wife cry 6)       You flirt with somebody else’s wife 7)       Somebody else’s wife flirts with you 8)       Your spouse flirts with her spouse 9)       You are insulted and react (it doesn’t matter how you react – it’s good TV) 10)   You insult somebody else and her reaction makes good TV 11)   Somebody ridicules or disciplines your child inappropriately   The “best” television moments are the worst life experiences in “reality” television land.