MTAA's New Stealth Model of Careerism (aka it took 4 hours and 8 beers to write these words) **PRINT AND BRING THIS MESSAGE TO THE OPENING AND RECEIVE A FREE GIFT** (one per print while supplies last) Ten Titles for Paintings That MTAA Promise NOT to Produce on the Occasion of Our First Solo Show at Walden, NYC, January 2000 1. Big Cats and Flaming Rings, A Live Demonstration of Visual Theory 2. Escape Plan for the Lower East Side in Black and Blue 3. The Ability of My Grandma Rose Marie's Fruit Salad to Defy Architectural Norms (Jello on Canvas) 4. The Orbital Sander of My Soul Uses 60 Grit, (for Eric) 5. 99 Beers on the Wall, 10 Paintings on the Floor, One Foot Out the Door 6. The Ever Popular Artspeak Rope-a-Dope ( AKA ahhh...well...excuse me...) 7. My Portable Black Cloud Has a Silver Lining Called Faith In Misunderstanding 8. I'm Staying 30 Again This Year or One Person Show In New York (for Robert) 9. Random Group Show Appropriation And The Ever Popular "<---I'm With Stupid" Painting 10. and i sat here in this ugly wrinkled brown shirt, knowing that you will never hold my hand as this hangs on the wall and that all our jokes about needing to disappear will soon come true... Walden is located at 9 Clinton St. NYC, just below houston 212.533.4121 [EMAIL PROTECTED] Directions: Take the F train to Second Ave. Follow Houston St. east. Take a right on Clinton St. Or take the JMZ train to Essex St. Follow Delancey St. east. Take a left on Clinton St. WALDEN is located between Houston and Stanton Streets. ===== + +T.Whid (he puts the T in MTAA) +http://www.mteww.com don't use yahoo ever, please don't even go there!!! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com
