Some proposed snow events/exercises/menus... 1. Snow sandwich - place 3 slices of snow, with relishes of dew, fern fronds and finely diced pine needles between slices of the bark of the madrone tree. Garnish with berries. Eat only the snow without displacing the arrangement. 2. Build 4 snowpersons to resemble your favorite politicians ( or saints or religious figures) in a hyperealistic manner. Transport them to a museum in New York in their original form and have them placed in a temperature controlled lucite box. Place objectionable substance(s) on/under/around them. Try to get an NEA grant to do this and fail, and then accomplish the work in such a way to upset the mayor and get lots of press. 3. Set up a website titled www.blizzard.com and offer free underground hacker ware to snow undesirable government websites with hits, thereby shutting them down. 4. Drive your automobile in downtown Los Angeles after installing snow chains on your tires. Suggestion: a Hummer may be the ideal vehicle, or, better yet, a stretch Hummer. 5. Stand in the snow with a lover blissfully nude and catch snowflakes on your tongues. Kiss, and exchange snowflakes.
