Dearest Fluxlist:

We have two hundred and eleven things.  That's a lot of things and stuff if you care 
to count up that high.  With all of those things, which are all in the same place by 
the way, you can't help but find that they are all so dirty.  Dirty and loaded with 
filth and especially dirt and stuff are all part of the effect of having so many 
things.  Anyway, now is when we, and the one hundred twenty-seven things are making it 
possible to clean up the filth; just to keep things cool, you know.  We hear that cool 
goes a long way with the filth.

Take our (and also yours) ninety-seven things and head on over to 
http://nowash.mashica.com/ to do some laundry.  Three hundred seven or so loads of 
laundry are waiting patiently.  Patience is one of the one hundred eighty-one things 
that need cleaning.  Dust it off, wipe it clean, look at it in the washer and see the 
metanarratives drain away like wet mud in a sieve.

Grease yer sieve, eratosthenes, with this, password:  situicide

Get on it with the same procedure as mentioned below (or after, otherwise known as 
"above" in time-space talking).  So look above and below you for eleven new things, 
divide them by one and itself, and feel happy.  You won't be sorry.  After all, 
washing can clean a lot of happiness.

a warm welcome and
happy washing,

.mashica
www.mashica.com


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