Here's a little something for when ya'll come out of
hiding...

Distilled Communication Piece

1.  Choose a day in the future to be silent.

2.  Ahead of time, prepare a single sheet with
approximately 12 useful phrases printed legibly on it.
Laminate it.

3.  When your day comes, carry this sheet with you and
use it to communicate by pointing at the appropriate
printed phrases.

Phrases to consider:

Will you help me please?
Is there anything I can do to help?
Will you take my picture?  (Have i-zone camera handy.)
Tutt, tutt.  Looks like rain.
Thank you.
Fuck you.
Yes!          No!          Maybe!
What did you say?
Would you write that down?
It's for personal use.
Leave me alone or I will call the police.
Let's go.
I am staying.
How much will it cost?
Give me more please.
Take that away.
I didn't buy those here.
I am going to hide now.

Dr. Victoria Fluxbuxenstein
April 2000

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love?  fear?  
the choice is yours

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