Some suggestions for any who wish to celebrate May Day
in a somewhat Flux-able way:

1. Buy soapbubbles at any toy store. Buy enough only
for yourself. Seat yourself publicly and begin blowing
bubbles. Offer to share.

2. Same as above, but buy several bottles. Invite
passers-by to take one and blow-off their day.

3. Write the word "HELP" on index or business cards.
Offer them as "Mayday cards".

4. Attach crepe paper streamers to a lamppost with
duct tape, only as high as you can reach. See if you
can recruit people to dance the maypole with you. If
they don't like the height, ask if they have any
better ideas. (If they do, follow them, and post to
the list.)

The Fluxsisters deny any responsibility for
incarceration and/or bodily injury that may occur
before, during or after following or thinking about
following any of these directions. It will be your own
fault. But don't say we didn't warn you. And if you
get killed doing any of these things, don't come
crying to us.

The Fluxsisters
Risk-free since 1999

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