Some suggestions for any who wish to celebrate May Day in a somewhat Flux-able way: 1. Buy soapbubbles at any toy store. Buy enough only for yourself. Seat yourself publicly and begin blowing bubbles. Offer to share. 2. Same as above, but buy several bottles. Invite passers-by to take one and blow-off their day. 3. Write the word "HELP" on index or business cards. Offer them as "Mayday cards". 4. Attach crepe paper streamers to a lamppost with duct tape, only as high as you can reach. See if you can recruit people to dance the maypole with you. If they don't like the height, ask if they have any better ideas. (If they do, follow them, and post to the list.) The Fluxsisters deny any responsibility for incarceration and/or bodily injury that may occur before, during or after following or thinking about following any of these directions. It will be your own fault. But don't say we didn't warn you. And if you get killed doing any of these things, don't come crying to us. The Fluxsisters Risk-free since 1999 __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online and get email alerts with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com

