Fruit Event (past) performed for Market Shoppers (a non commuter piece).
A Tiny Lighthaired Girl With Twirly Curls
Speaking Earnestly, Listening Fervently
Into, From A
Beautifully Chosen Banana Specimen
In the Produce Section
At Grove Market, Pacific Grove
Circa 1999
Performed by a Tiny Lighthaired Girl, 1999
(to the delight of many)
Reed Altemus wrote:
> Fruit Event for Alan Bowman (the commuter piece)
>
> in the car on your way to work,
> hold a banana up to your ear and talk into it
> conduct crucial business using the banana
> make important business deals decisions using the banana
> call your girlfriend or boyfriend and make arrangements for a weekend
> getaway
> in the Poconos Mountains using the banana
> check the messages on your answering machine using the banana
> call the office and tell them you're going to be a little late today
> using the banana
> etc.
>
> RA 8/3/00
