Hi all,
I'm sending very little e-mail at the moment due to a heavy workload and
then messing about trying to configure linux on one of my home
machines.......BTW if anyone has experience of getting old ISA soundcards to
work under Red Hat please let me know.
Anyway, I just got sent these jokes and thought such drivel appropriate to
cheer the Fluxlist which seems a bit flat of late....
cheers,
Sol.
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so here we go:
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender
promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an
electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm
positive...'
And this one...
A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of meat on the
ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks,
"Don't you want to participate in our competition?"
The guy asks "What's it all about?"
The barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat
off the ceiling and you get a free pint! If you fail you have to buy the
whole pub a drink." The guy replies, "No I don't think so mate............
.......the steaks are too high!"
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