Aha!
But that's no defence is it?
>Oh yes, that was the...
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>Right To Remain Silent Event
>
>Steal something rediculous like somebody's gate
>wait for police to show up
>remain silent no matter what from then on.
>
>Cecil Touchon Nov. 2, 2000
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>
>Roger Stevens wrote:
>
>> ah, but the police then appeared
>> and the man found himself a good lawyer...
>>
>> >Yes but Roger was talking about the Take Gate Event. That could have
>> >been in a truck...
>> >That's why Roger was sure not to say anything or it would have escalated
>> >to the Take Of/f/en(s/c)e Event.
>> >
>> >Yes... Now let me see, the score was something like....
>> >
>> >Take Gate - Take Of/f/en(s/c)e Event
>> >
>> >remove gate
>> >put in truck
>> >if owner take offense
>> >take off fence
>> >load in taxi
>> >
>> >If owner remains silent, only take gate
>> >
>> >Cecil Touchon 12:48pm Nov.1, 2000
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Patricia wrote:
>> >
>> >> Dear Mr. Steven:
>> >>
>> >> I heard about that fence event, and, as far as I know, he didn't
>> >> drive a truck........
>> >> he drove a taxi.
>> >>
>> >> Roger Stevens wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Hi,
>> >> >
>> >> > A couple of years ago I got home from work to find
>> >> > a huge, muscular and rather rough-looking man
>> >> > unscrewing my garden gate.
>> >> > I watched as he put it on the back of his pick-up truck.
>> >> >
>> >> > I didn't say anything to him
>> >> > in case
>> >> > he took offence
>> >>
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