RE: This wouldn't have anything to do with the recent disappearence of all plectrums from the Ronsen (me) household, would it? Where was Mr. Bowman on the night of October 21st? Does he have any alibis? Dear Mick Ronsen We have interviewed Bowman with regard to this matter and it would appear that he has no idea where he was on the night of October 21st. Mind you he's never really sure of where he is. However, through further investigation, we have ascertained that on said night, Bowman was indeed playing a gig on the top (well nearly the top) of a mountain. The gig finished at around 4am, after which he spent the following 2 hours being thrown around in the back of a Peugot whilst his friend and erstwhile singer in the band practised his rally skills. After vomiting, ending up face down in a field, and mistaking someones garden for the main road to Pieve di Alpago Bowman retired to his chambers at an undetermined hour. Follow up investigations regarding the quantity of plectrums in the possession of this hapless character, led us to another gig last night, this time at Villa Furstenberg near Venice (the one without the sand), where bowman and his associates were found playing their peculiar brand of rock and roll (later described as music for the deaf and blind, when questioned as to why for the blind, our investigators were shown a photograph of the band. Therapy is expected to last at least 6 months). In the audience were The Conte and Contessa Furstenberg and other members of the Agnelli family, Fiat share prices dropped overnight. (info for americans - Gianni Agnelli is one of europe most powerful business figures, ower of most of italy) Bowman was seen in possession of only three very old and worn plectrums, the Contessa, spritely despite her 80 years, was allegedly found with a handbag full, apparently she thought they were false nails. Investigations may, or may not continue. Inspector B. Analwoman FFFOPLFS *This report has been passed for publication by the FFFO Rambling Reports Division
