My Fallow Amerikans:
I would like to thank both of the many folks who
responded to my recent appointment to the deYoung Museum.
Tho many will argue that another was actually appointed
(actually, many others) to its deconstruction, I would
prefer to ignore such statements and move on with business
as unusual.
These next four years will certainly be a challenge.
I, too, have spent years in the West - West Texas, which
is pretty close to California and I know how hard it is to
put art on your family. I have been committed...to making
the pie higher and bringing in the old and ushering out
any further ideas of the new. I will begin this process
thru my first act as the new deconstructionist at the
institution by renaming this San Francisco landmark:
"Da Olde Museum"
in line with my daddy's wishes.
I've been busy as of late with downloading various
bits of my acceptance speech - my friends around here have
been asking me, "Hey Nutmeg! Have you finished that
eggnog-ural speech yet!?" and I have to tell 'em that I've
been busy with these other matters concerning my buddy
John "Toilet" Ashtray and HIS appointment to a turd-y
generalissimo in charge of keeping undesirables away from
the museum bathrooms. He's getting a lot of flak and folks
are convinced that he's dancing around the issues, but, I,
for one, KNOW that he doesn't dance around anything!
Again, thank you for your support in these matters
and I will assure you that you can count on me to bring
the deconstruction of this institution to a high art - I
have precedence in this matter. I strongly feel that
disqualifications should be worn as THE badgers of honor.
Sincereally,
Rod "Nutmeg" Stasick
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