This has nothing to do with Robert Fontenot, but everything to do with silly
searches...
The U.S. Patent Division (this drawing is actually in Ubu Ibi -
or.....whatever.....you know, the really great Fluxus book). I have an old book
with great illustrated bizarre patented inventions called "Beware of Imitations"
and I searched for this one by number, and....there it was!!!! Also, I think
this is the world's longest url.
http://patimg1.uspto.gov/.piw?Docid=00556248&homeurl=http%3A%2F%2F164.195.100.11%2Fnetacgi%2Fnph-Parser%3FSect1%3DPTO1%2526Sect2%3DHITOFF%2526d%3DPALL%2526p%3D1%2526u%3D%2Fnetahtml%2Fsrchnum.htm%2526r%3D1%2526f%3DG%2526l%3D50%2526s1%3D'556,248'.WKU.%2526OS%3DPN%2F556,248%2526RS%3DPN%2F556,248&PageNum=&Rtype=&SectionNum=&idkey=51E4F6A4EBB3
alan bowman wrote:
> To Prove the Existence of Robert Fontenot to Yourself:
>
> A) Truly believe that you are Robert Fontenot
>
> A1) Remember you are who you are, you're a real person, you have
> rights too, you can be whoever you want to be!
> You ARE Robert Fontenot, and no-one can take that away from you!
>
> A2) Whilst believing you are Robert Fontenot stick a pin in your leg.
> If it hurts you exist.
>
> B) Go to his house and demand to see some ID
>
> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>
> Google search for Robert Fontenot brings up a lot of deaths and woundings!
> Google search for Alan Bowman brings up a lot of Scientology and New
> Appointments!
>
> Omens, divine signposts to your future self, or are there just lots of
> people out there with the same names?
>
> What's your Googlescope?
>
> I actually found myself on a google search! Spooky, well perhaps just a bit
> sad really..
>
> cheers (raises glass of flavoured mineral water, sighs...what do doctors
> know anyway?! bah!)
>
> alan
