The following questions and answers were collated from
British GCSE
exams. (16 year olds)!
Geography:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water
on the moon, and
nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins
in this fight.
Sociology :
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
endowed
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
election.
Biology:
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized?(e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium,
the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The branium contains ; the
brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal
cavity contains the
five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose"mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a
condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q:What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic
feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they
look like
umbrellas.
English:
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you
understand its
meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. {do
dishes}
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology:
Q : What is a turbine?
A : Something an Arab wears on his head.
