this is just one of many synthesized headlines created by "NewZoid", a bot that supposedly goes around collecting headlines from the web and mixing them up. it's at http://www.newzoid.com it's kind of neat but kind of underwhelming too, imho. for one thing it should be designed better to look like an actual news site. for another, it's a shame that it's only headlines. it should, and could, be complete stories. just the headlines is too tantalizing, most make me want to click on them to see the whole story. such potential.... well, maybe they will expand the site and it's faithful autospider... or maybe they could just partner with The Onion.... more of my favorites: "McVeigh Outgrows Museum", "Child Deaths from Warner Bros", and "America's Median Age Kills Bodyguard of the Underwear". smh Steev Hise, Nervert [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://detritus.net/steev *Recycled Culture: detritus.net *Record Store: southtothefuture.com *Progressive radio sketches: radioluchalibre.com *Watching power flow: capitalletters.detritus.net *Democratic sound collage generator: soundbakery.detritus.net *** sig almost over *** ----------------------------------------------------------------- "...so long as capitalism survives, human relations and conciousness will be fragmented and distorted. Unity is impossible in a competitive, exploitative consumer society." -Chris Cutler ----------------------------------------------------------------- The 12hr-ISBN-JPEG Project >>>> since 1994 <<<< + + + serial ftp://ftp.eskimo.com/u/b/bbrace + + + eccentric ftp://ftp.idiom.com/users/bbrace + + + continuous ftp://ftp.teleport.com/users/bbrace + + + hypermodern ftp://ftp.rdrop.com/pub/users/bbrace + + + imagery ftp://ftp.pacifier.com/pub/users/bbrace News://alt.binaries.pictures.12hr ://a.b.p.fine-art.misc Reverse Solidus: http://www.teleport.com/~bbrace/bbrace.html http://www.eskimo.com/~bbrace/bbrace.html Mirror: http://bbrace.laughingsquid.net/ { brad brace } <<<< [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>> ~finger for pgp Note: all "Teleport" addresses (web/ftp/email) are being eliminated: no thanks to Earthlink scum. Please choose from listed alternates.
