>Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002 02:52:09 -0800 (PST) >From: tom Kerrie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >X-Loop-Detect: 1 > >Dear sewage treatment works >We are writing to make you aware of our presence. >We are 'The Artists' 'Tom and Kerrie'. (remember >kerrie!) >Our innocent guide has informed us to contact you and >it is vital that we follow these instructions. > >We made our entrance into the London 'art scene' on >Wednesday 9th January 2002 with a performance outside >the Tate Modern gallery. The show was a success and >we felt that our debut was simplistic, honest, >optimistic and fitting to our Art and our manifesto. >We have had a good, modest response to our art. > >You see our Art is created through whim, chance, >intuition and a little bit of charisma. We have no >rigid style or viewpoint, we are open to all and >everything that comes to us (as long as it is sunny). >We are taking the approach that 'we can, we will and >we do'. We get an initial group of ideas which are >within the boundaries of our manifesto and which are >attainable and we choose and develop them upon the >chance of the dice. Its a process of selection and >chance and we obey the decision of the dice. The >beauty is in the chance nature and the possibility and >freedom of the dice. There is no restriction in the >medium which we use, we use, action, performance, >painting, sculpture, installation, music,scores and >instruction, poetry , writings and it goes on and >on... > >We have many 'dice art' pieces in the pipeline... here >are some 'dice scores' for you to carry out for >yourself: > >Get a job at MacDonalds, >Count all the disgarded napkins, >Make a tally chart, >Enlarge it to a good size, >Pin it on the wall of a Royal place. > >Make two abstract paintings, >Using fruit pigments >Of which are made by crushing the fruit with your >feet. >The surface for the paint >are old cars in the scapyard. >You must carry all the art out in the scrapyard. >The paintings can have any abstract form that you so >desire. > >Our art constantly changes, grows, travels and indeed >ROLLS. We will be touring to many different places >(according to our innocent guide). We are hoping to >get a tour van like a Robin Reliant like in 'Only >Fools and Horses', so we can exhibit our art all over >the world by propping it up against the side of the >van. > >Our next piece is on Wednesday 23rd January 2002 at >1:00pm on Ingoldmells beach (near to skegness). Our >innocent guide (the dice) has informed us to give away >our 'elixir of optimism' to passers by. Why don't you >come and receive your elixir? > >We are also in the process of trying to get a market >stall in the famous 'Leicester market'. This way we >can sell our art at a good affordable price to all the >members of the public. At the moment we are training >our voices in that 'market stall calling'. > >Previous to becomming artists, Tom worked in the >kitchens at Wetherspoons and Kerrie was a student >nurse. We both decided to throw caution to the wind. >We have created many different dice personnas and have >lots more dice tricks up our sleeves. > >Hope you can support us and please come and get your >elixir. it may change your life, if not at least it >will give you an optimistic boost and a little >chuckle. > >ROLL ON PEOPLE >'The artists' >'Tom and Kerrie' > >ROLL ON> > > > > > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Great stuff seeking new owners in Yahoo! Auctions! >http://auctions.yahoo.com

