Presented for your deletion: A list of things observed to have passed before (or around) Allen Bukoff while he observed his dots in NYC (with the addition of two Allen interactional events).
6:39 - Enormous young man rushes by. 6:41 - Pregnant woman on cellphone dressed entirely in black. 6:42 - Fat man in forgettable outfit. 6:45 - Observant Jewish man looks fetchingly over his shoulder towards Allen. 6:46 - Herd of slow moving patriots. 6:47 - South American guy in blue cap walks into shoe store. 6:48 - Dean and Deluca truck nearly obscures view. 6:49 - Allen suddenly moves to the right! 6:50 - Exceedingly cartoon-like man on bicycle. 6:52 - Interestingly shaved head man bounces uptown. 6:53 - Woman with shopping cart walks against the traffic. Does not get killed. 6:54 - Rastaman with 1970s pimp jacket. 6:55 - Slow moving man in blue baseball cap. 6:57 - Woman in hat that looks like a woolen bucket and nice blue velvet coat. 6:59 - Creepy guy in reversed baseball cap moving slowly and arguing with girlfriend (sans hat). 7:00 - Couple in red stall out in front of Timberland store. 7:01 - Parachute pants and blue bandana guy. 7:02 - Allen attempts to sell 536 Broadway to a young woman who declines offer and flees. 7:03 - Tragic figure in white socks, Burkenstock sandals and baseball cap. 7:05 - Allen again attempts to sell 536 Broadway to a passerby. This time, a small business man who declines the offer and escapes uptown. 7:06 - Right leg falls asleep. 7:08 - Indistinct man in flat black leather cap and turn up jeans. 7:09 - White boy in black (notation garbled) hat and bad glasses. 7:10 - Rabbinical looking guy in black borsalino hat. 7:11 - Two guys with matching grey backpacks. One in exotic head wrap the other in bandana. 7:12 - Young woman in blue head wrap carrying a shopping bag from Yellow Rat Bastard. 7:13 - Skate rat in leopard print backwards baseball cap. These notes were taken in conjunction with a pleasant young man from Leeds whose name I've forgotten but it was something like Fabrice and hopefully he will forgive me for having forgotten because I'm just dreadful with names and besides I tried to remember really I did but at least I remembered he was from Leeds (you were from Leeds, weren't you) and that ought to count for something don't you think? NB: Allen Bukoff is now my best friend in the whole world because he gave me stuff. Clearly, like the Manhattan indians, I can be had for a handful of trinkets. M
