Last week we were having dinner with some friends visiting us from Holland
when we suddenly realised that, sitting at the next table, was Paul McCartney
 
My plan was to accidently meet him in the Gent's Urinal
Hmmm
Not for anything, you know, weird
But
 
Years and years ago a friend of mine
was having a pee in the urinals at Rochester Cathedral
when who should walk in but John Lennon
who was attending a Carol Service there
(Carols for peace or something)
and stood next to him
 
My friend said, Hello
John replied, Hello
and that was that
 
So I thought it would be a nice little event to meet
Macca under similar circumstances
 
Alas
 
It didn't happen
 
XXX
Roger
 

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