mes amis! jeekers! i can't beliueve anyone is taking this seriously! the rhetoric is all wrong--if you have listened to good old boy talk-- bush and his henchpeople don't ASK for money--THEY TELL YOU--
From: "cecil touchon" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: FLUXLIST: URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED - FROM USA
Date: Sun, 26 Jan 2003 13:17:54 -0800
This is - of course - a spoof letter but your right, the spelling was too
good for G.W.B. which suggests one of his underlings may have written it.
No action other than letting the president know your personal feeling on the
subject is intended.
cecil
----- Original Message -----
From: mIEKAL aND <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, January 26, 2003 10:24 AM
Subject: Re: FLUXLIST: URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED - FROM USA
> I think the address to the white house is pretty easy to find.
>
> On Sunday, January 26, 2003, at 02:02 PM, cecil touchon wrote:
>
> > well, the only place listed to send money to is the Internal Revenue
> > Service
> > and no address is offered.
> > cecil
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: mIEKAL aND <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Sunday, January 26, 2003 9:20 AM
> > Subject: Re: FLUXLIST: URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED - FROM USA
> >
> >
> >> the only problem I can see with this piece is that people are actually
> >> gonna believe it & send money. the nigerian scam has netted millions
> >> last time I heard...
> >>
> >>
> >> On Sunday, January 26, 2003, at 11:10 AM, Roger Stevens wrote:
> >>
> >>> Excellent
> >>>
> >>> except the spelling was a tad too accurate
> >>>
> >>> this makes me suspect it is not genuine
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The Poetry Zone http://www.poetryzone.co.uk
> >>> Danny Chaucer http://www.dannychaucer.com
> >>> ----- Original Message -----
> >>> From: "cecil touchon" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>> Sent: Saturday, January 25, 2003 7:28 PM
> >>> Subject: FLUXLIST: URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED - FROM USA
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED - FROM USA
> >>>>
> >>>> IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED :
> >>>> HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
> >>>>
> >>>> FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> >>>> 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
> >>>> FAX: 202.456.2461
> >>>>
> >>>> DEAR SIR / MADAM,
> >>>>
> >>>> I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER
> >>>> PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
> >>>> GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY
> >>>> SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
> >>>> OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU
> >>>> BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON
> >>>> NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF
> >>>> YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE
> >>>> PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS
> >>>> TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A
> >>>> HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING
> >>>> MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.
> >>>>
> >>>> I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE
> >>>> PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
> >>>> ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY
> >>>> TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS
> >>>> AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A
> >>>> TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN
> >>>> ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN
> >>>> THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS
> >>>> COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
> >>>> CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
> >>>>
> >>>> IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES,
> >>>> MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE
> >>>> UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK
> >>>> WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE
> >>>> REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE
> >>>> SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC
> >>>> OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON
> >>>> FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI
> >>>> PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL
> >>>> REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE
> >>>> OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH
> >>>> SUBSIDIARY.
> >>>>
> >>>> MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF
> >>>> KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S.
> >>>> DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX
> >>>> BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY
> >>>> HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA
> >>>> AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND
> >>>> SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY
> >>>> GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER
> >>>> IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF
> >>>> THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.
> >>>>
> >>>> MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE
> >>>> IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF
> >>>> THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE
> >>>> PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION
> >>>> FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER.
> >>>> UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT
> >>>> WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS
> >>>> NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE
> >>>> MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION
> >>>> DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000),
> >>>> BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN
> >>>> LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.
> >>>>
> >>>> WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991
> >>>> PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
> >>>> ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ.
> >>>> THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES
> >>>> ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE.
> >>>> OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS
> >>>> BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING
> >>>> VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
> >>>> OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS
> >>>> AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE
> >>>> AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL
> >>>> COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE
> >>>> PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE
> >>>> VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING
> >>>> OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.
> >>>>
> >>>> I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM
> >>>> EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
> >>>> (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR
> >>>> ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE.
> >>>> THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE
> >>>> UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION
> >>>> AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE
> >>>> THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE
> >>>> THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF
> >>>> APRIL.
> >>>>
> >>>> I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE
> >>>> WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND
> >>>> WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL
> >>>> WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD
> >>>> STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED,
> >>>> I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT
> >>>> THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL.
> >>>> IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE
> >>>> IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR
> >>>> INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER
> >>>> DISCUSS THE MATTER.
> >>>>
> >>>> I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT.
> >>>> MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE
> >>>> FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY
> >>>> IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO
> >>>> THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.
> >>>>
> >>>> SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,
> >>>>
> >>>> GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> >>>>
> >>>> Switchboard: 202.456.1414
> >>>> Comments: 202.456.1111
> >>>> Fax: 202.456.2461
> >>>> Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
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