Sir,
In response to your ad for the Invisible Man figurines.

I sent 5 invisible dollars several weeks ago and haven't yet received
the order.

I trust you will rectify this with speed.

Yours as ever blah blah blah

Etc etc


Subject: FLUXLIST: FOR SALE!! EXCLUSIVE!!! (2)

Invisible Man figure w/invisible attachments and tools
Limited Edition of 100 (each figure hand numbered in invisible ink)

Contents: Invisible Man figure
                invisible briefcase: invisible forged documents
                                              invisible tracking device
                                              invisible invisibility
potion
                                              invisible PDA
                invisible cape
                invisible Walther PPK

Cost: $5 (US dollars)


If interested, please reply with your address and i will ship
immediately.
Unfortunately, the shipping box and labels are entirely visible.





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