Sir,
In response to your ad for the Invisible Man figurines.
I sent 5 invisible dollars several weeks ago and haven't yet received
the order.
I trust you will rectify this with speed.
Yours as ever blah blah blah
Etc etc
Subject: FLUXLIST: FOR SALE!! EXCLUSIVE!!! (2)
Invisible Man figure w/invisible attachments and tools
Limited Edition of 100 (each figure hand numbered in invisible ink)
Contents: Invisible Man figure
invisible briefcase: invisible forged documents
invisible tracking device
invisible invisibility
potion
invisible PDA
invisible cape
invisible Walther PPK
Cost: $5 (US dollars)
If interested, please reply with your address and i will ship
immediately.
Unfortunately, the shipping box and labels are entirely visible.