On 12/17/03 6:45 PM, "Crispin Webb" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> HOw to unBoil Allen Bukoffs water.
> 
> 
> 1.  Fill large pot to the top with cold water
>> 2.  Take pot off large burner of your stove.
>> 3.  Turn burner knob to "off."
>> 4.  Wait until water stops boiling(water boiling
> stops when large
>> bubbles have  rapidly
>> stopped in the pot, dont be alarmed at the steam).
>> 5.  It's ready!
> 
> Crispin WEbb 2003


How to cook your house and boil water
(based on recipe from Allen Bukoff)

INGREDIENTS:  Water
THINGS YOU WILL NEED:  Large Pot, Curtains, 1 (or 2) tickets to Mahler's 1st
(or 6th) Symphony

STEPS:
1.  Fill large pot 1/2 full with water
2.  Put pot on a large burner on your stove.
3.  Turn burner knob to "high."
4.  Place curtain in water.
5.  Leave your house: Go to hear production of Gustav Mahler's 1st Symphony
    (If you intend to take a friend double the ticket portions and we
suggest Mahler's 6th)

note:  This recipe is best begun just before sundown and served in the dark.

6.  It's ready!


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Rick Griffith, 2003


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