On 12/23/03 10:34 AM, "Don Boyd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> I tried your recipe, allen and almost burned the house down, I'm so
> forgetful you know. Ha! -Don

Don,
You know it really wasn't Allen's Recipe you were trying, It was mine, and
'almost'...well here it is again just in case you want to work out the
details during the holidays.

Ps. I have a good friend out here that knows you Mr. Mark Logan. I have a
feeling he'll be in touch.


How to cook your house & boil water (Revision Two)
(Based on recipe from Allen Bukoff)

INGREDIENTS:  Water, 1 (or 2) Tickets to Gustav Mahler's 1st (or 6th)
Symphony, 1 House.
THINGS YOU WILL NEED:  Large Pot, Curtains.
SERVES: 1-2

STEPS:
1.  Fill large pot 1/2 full with water
2.  Put pot on a large burner on your stove.
3.  Turn burner knob to "high."
4.  Place curtain in water.
5.  Leave your house: Go to hear production of Gustav Mahler's 1st Symphony
    (If you intend to take a friend double the ticket portions and we
suggest Mahler's 6th)
note:  This recipe is best begun just before sundown and served in the dark.
6.  Return to house, It's ready!


Rick Griffith

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