This one is from my pal in Australia.
Sent in response to my paraphrased song lyric:
I wish I was a Mississippi bullfrog, sittin' on a hollow stump.
So many women, don't know which way to jump.
...I'm not sure how fluxus it is, but it made me laugh.
----- Original Message -----
From: Barry Moreton
To: Allan Revich
Sent: Monday, February 16, 2004 7:02 PM
Subject: Old toad
I wish I weren't so doggone old, jes sittin' like a lump,
then runnin' round the toilet, trying to take a dump
-Nursin' Home Freddy