FLUXLIST: Say it with flowers

[Ray Noman]

Title: Say it with flowers

It’s always a really good time to say something with flowers. You can say almost anything with flowers and here is just four things you might want to do with flowers:

? Buy a flower, leave it out of water for several days  so it wilts and give it to a really good friend, or lover, for something or other and notify your solicitor of what you have done.

? Take a flower from somewhere and let it die then paint it a really SILLYcolour and make an appointment with a Psychologist or something as soon as  possible.

                                                                                                  
? Order a bunch of flowers that lacks any flowers and send it to someone who needs telling something whenever, remembering to leave the country immediately

 ? Buy a bunch of flowers and pull all the heads of,  give them to people in the street, then give the leftover bunch to someone to tell them something about something  making sure that you've taken out a restraining order  against the recipient and updated your personal accident insurance.