sorry michael; jited john went.... bada ba pa, bada ba pa... I've been going out with a girl Her name is Julie But last night she said to me when we were watching telly (this is what she said) She said listen John I love you But there's this bloke I fancy I dont want to two time you So its the end for you and me Who's this bloke I asked her goooooordon she replied Not THAT poof I said in dismay yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be
Here we go, two three four I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop And guess who was with him Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me oh, she is cruel and heartless to pack me for Gordan Just cos he's better looking than me just cos he's cool and trendy but I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron -----
