I apologize to Alan Bowman for the occasions on which I was credited for his wit and wisdom....
erm, you got the right alan there alan?
usually when we talk about bowman we use a cerain word which certainly rhymes with wit. and as for wisdom, the only wisdom which can ascertain that bowman possesses is a video collection featuring te legendary norman...
yours wombal, banana and mawn fffo quick! he's gone out, let's get stuck in! division
p.s. 'z' ? next you'll be telling us there's no u in colour.. ;-)

