HOW TO NOT WAKE UP
1. Open eyes tiny bit. 2. Assess light factor. 3. Close eys. 4. Think about nothing. 5. Eyes wonk open do to irritating alarm clock. 6. Close eyes again. 7. Ignore alarm clock. 8. Cover head with pillow. 9. Continue to ignore alarm clock. 10.Think of nothing, despite aggravating alarm clock. 11.Growl loudly to God. 12.Growl loudly to spouse (optional) 13.Contemplate utterly destroying with a sledge hammer obnoxious alarm clock and all obnoxious alarm clocks friends. 14. Think about opening eyes again. 13, Ignore this thought. 15. Think about nothing.
Dawn Amato
This from someone named "Dawn"
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