There are two bars. They are real and they are stationary. They have nowhere to go. Neither bar has a means of escape. Preventing them from moving, is gravity. It keeps each bar on the corner of a favorite city intersection. There are no customers...currently. Suddenly, at the same time, a drunk walks out of one bar whilst another one walks into the other bar - smashing his nose. "Somebody call me an ambulance!" he cries! "OK, you're an ambulance!" shouts a passerby...
On Jun 04 2005, at 21:39, A Chair wrote:
There are two cars. They can be real, but they can also be toys. They are on the verge of a double head-on collision. Neither car has the means of stopping outside of the collision. To prevent them from perpetually moving forward, they collide with one another head-on. There are no passengers in either car for they both were provoked to jump out of their vehicles because there was a bee on one of the windshields.
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