One day a small orange mouse (he fell in a paint can in a nursing home before the story began) crawled into a museum. The museum's hours were 2 to 11, and it was almost 11. There were almost five spectators in the museum, and they were all looking at stuffed birds, except one of the spectator's legs. It was sitting at the bottom of a faulty observation platform. There were numerous other public health code violations, and this was the last day the museum would be open. The mouse crawled quietly past the spectators, who noticed the mouse anyway. One of them cried out "Oh no! A rat!" The end.
