Things that make couples break up by Madawg & A!!an A. Inferior steak sauce Coffeemate Sour sponge Less than a cup of coffee Repeats Tooth loss Clicking Exclamtion point
B. Literature Clues Ninety miles Dim sum Good bookstore Arts and Crafts lanterns Loving every hair C. Poker Cockfighting Cymbals Bacon Grease Snowflakes Sweet sweat D. Gall stones Long blonde hairs Freak shows Meatless meat Trick and treat E. North poles Zee or zed Freedom fries Frank Sinatra Landmines F. Lazy eye Collector spoons Mental anguish Red or blue G. Self-abuse Farm boys Animal feces H. Radar Sandwiches I. Lust lost love

