Things that make couples break up
by
Madawg & A!!an
A.
Inferior steak sauce
Coffeemate
Sour sponge
Less than a cup of coffee
Repeats
Tooth loss
Clicking
Exclamtion point

B.
Literature
Clues
Ninety miles
Dim sum
Good bookstore
Arts and Crafts lanterns
Loving every hair

C.
Poker
Cockfighting
Cymbals
Bacon Grease
Snowflakes
Sweet sweat

D.
Gall stones
Long blonde hairs
Freak shows
Meatless meat
Trick and treat

E.
North poles
Zee or zed
Freedom fries
Frank Sinatra
Landmines

F.
Lazy eye
Collector spoons
Mental anguish
Red or blue

G.
Self-abuse
Farm boys
Animal feces

H.
Radar
Sandwiches

I.
Lust lost love





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