Dear David,

Thanks a lot. You went and got Enid involved, and now everything's gone to pot. I'm sorry I ever said yes to you in the refrigerator box, and I checked -- nothing I did or said in third grade counted, SO THERE!

I have moved on; I have grown up. I am now involved with J*** in a washing machine crate, and we are deliriously happy. I hope that you find whatever joy and beauty you can, without me. I send soapsuds and popsicles, for I was


                     Melissa McCarthy
             Hours: whimsical or by appointment
         ****>>>Adult, maybe; grown-up, never!<<<****

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