PEJABAT ANTI KORUPSI Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender. Udah 7 tahun di Jakarta jadi bisa cakap Indonesia.
Bule: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir di bawah, Mercy S 320." Dirjen : "Anda mau menyuap saya? Ini apa-apaan? Tender dah kelar kok. Jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah." Bule: "Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh kantor pusat." Dirjen: "Ah, jangan gitu dong. Saya gak sudi!!" Bule (mikir ): "Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya..." Dirjen: "Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!" Bule menelpon kantor pusat. Bule: "Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga Rp. 10.000,- saja." Dirjen: "Bener ya? OK, saya mau. Jadi ini bukan suap. Pake kwitansi ya.." Bule: "Tentu, Pak.." Bule menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. Dirjen membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman. Bule (sambil membuka dompet): "Oh, maaf Pak. Ini kembaliannya Rp. 40.000,-." Dirjen: "Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. Tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi ke rumah saya ya..." 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