Sorry mas Eko, selingan bagi bandwidthnya dikit ;) ---------- Pesan Diteruskan ---------- Subject: Re: (OTT) [Kadal-Linux] Buat Mas Baja dan yang senasib (OOT) Date: Sun, 28 May 2000 06:15:37 +0700 From: "Yeni R" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Nah yang ini mirip juga mas. Fw : Computer Problem 2000 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and jewellery applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help please ?!!!! Jane ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Jane: This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I would suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\APOLOGISE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! Just remember, the system will run smoothly and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixesBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6. A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shut down of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 or Golfing 2.3 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. "We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product! -------------------------------------------- ----- Original Message ----- From: "Muhammad Baja Aksha" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, May 27, 2000 6:21 PM Subject: Re: (OTT) [Kadal-Linux] Buat Mas Baja dan yang senasib (OOT) > > > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed > > that the New program began unexpected child processing that took > > up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this > > phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, > > Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches > > during system startup, where it monitors all other system > > activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys > > Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the > > system whenever selected. I can Not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the > > background while attempting to run some of my other favorite > > applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, > > but the un-install does not work on this program. > > > > Can you help me, please!!! > > Thanks, > > Joe > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > Dear Joe: > > > > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly > > due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from > > Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely > > a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. > > > > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to > > run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife > > 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating > > files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate > > Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, > > delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. > > > > You can't go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not > > designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 > > or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original > > system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". > > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. > > > > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read > > the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). > > You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that > > might occur, regardless of their cause. > > > > The best course of action will be to enter the command > > C:\\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key > > because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command > > before the operating system will return to normal. > > > > The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for > > all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but VERY high > > maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the > > performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates > > 5.0. > > > > Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short > > Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and > > is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. > > > > Best of luck, > > Tech Support > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Old school buds here: > http://click.egroups.com/1/4057/2/_/_/_/959426906/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > ================================================= > Kadal Penggerak Linux Indonesia wilayah Medan: > http://medan.linux.or.id/ > > Untuk keluar dari mailing list ini silahkan kirim email ke: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > ------------------------------------------------------- -- http://www.pointer.web.id ------------------------- M Umar S Tjokroaminoto ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Mailing List (milis) MIKRODATA Post message: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Website : http://mikrodata.co.id FTPsite : ftp.mikrodata.co.id Archives : http://www.mail-archive.com/forum%40mikrodata.co.id/ Milis ini menjadi kontribusi rubrik Konsultasi, Klinik Virus, Opini IT, Klinik Linux, dan Antar Pembaca di MIKRODATA, Info Komputer, Detikcom (i-Net), KOMPAS Cyber Media (KCM), dan AntiVirus Media.
