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*Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice " * *Son : "I will choose my own bride!" * *Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." * *Son : "Well, in that case...ok" * * * *Next Jack approaches Bill Gates. * * * *Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter." * *Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" * *Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." * *Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" * * * *Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank. * * * *Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. " * *President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" * *Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." * *President: "Ah, in that case...ok" * --------------------------********************************--------------------------------------------------------- *A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. * *The frogtoldher, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you threewishes.' * *The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed tomentionthat there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husbandwill get it ten times!' * *The woman said, 'That's okay.'For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Thefrog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husbandthemost handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. * *The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautifulwomanandhe will have eyes only for me.' * *So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! * *For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. * *The frogsaid, 'Thatwill make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten timesricher than you. ' * *The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mineis his andwhat's his is mine.' * *So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! * *The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack!' * *Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them! * ---------------------------------------************************************************---------------------------------------------------------- *Family Problems* *Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.* *The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems!!!!!!!* enjoy new year rabindra --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ FOSS Nepal mailing list [email protected] http://groups.google.com/group/foss-nepal Community website: http://www.fossnepal.org/ -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
