yeah i saw this in delicious. good jokes. i really loved reaiding this On 9/20/07, Fajar Priyanto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > source : > > http://frankmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/linux-commands-funny-linux-commands.html > ------------- > > % cat "food in cans" > cat: can't open food in cans > > % nice man woman > No manual entry for woman. > > % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? > Unmatched ". > > % Unmatched ". > Unmatched ". > > % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? > Missing ]. > > % ^How did the sex change operation go?^ > Modifier failed. > > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? > Too many ('s. > > % make love > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. > > % sleep with me > bad character > > % got a light? > No match. > > % man: why did you get a divorce? > man:: Too many arguments. > > % !:say, what is saccharine? > Bad substitute. > > % %blow > %blow: No such job. > > % \(- > (-: Command not found. > > $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense > no sense in pretending! > > $ drink matter > matter: cannot create > > > -- > Fajar Priyanto | Reg'd Linux User #327841 | Linux tutorial > http://linux2.arinet.org > 08:06:17 up 37 min, 2.6.20-16-generic GNU/Linux > Let's use OpenOffice. http://www.openoffice.org > >
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