You find your cell phone memory quickly fills up of all the wonderful things you took pictures of that inspire you to use in your next face paint design.
You get a call from the Family Reunion President begging you to face paint at the next reunion instead of calling and asking hubby to do the devotion. Hubby's given up nagging at how much you spend on supplies knowing your going to make it back. Your cats have a glitter sparkle or two in their fur yet your sure you didn't use it near them. At least one room and part of the garage/basement have been taken over for Face painting essentials. Last 2 months you've ran around with the back seats out of your PT Cruiser due to needing room for your 'outdoor set up' each weekend. Your wardrobe starts having more face painting customes then normal clothes. -Cathy Faces By Cathy Flowery Branch, GA On Jul 8, 3:19 pm, Heather Yanyo <[email protected]> wrote: > oh hey how about: > > You have to take your family vacation in January because you're booked > working all summer and every weekend except for January. > > > > On Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 11:00 AM, Heather Yanyo <[email protected]> wrote: > > You stop passers by to take pictures of their T-shirt koz it has a cool > > scull design on it you want to try. > > > People see you out and say "I didnt know you were here I didnt see your car > > in the lot" > > > ALL of your friends complain that they have glitter permanently in places > > it should never have been. > > > there are more paint brushes in your pen cup than pens > > there are more paint brushes in your desk drawer than pens > > there are more paint brushes EVERYWHERE.......and you cant seem to stop > > yourself from buying "just a few" every time you go to the art supply store. > > > On Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 10:19 AM, Allie <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> You know Wolfe black makes the best eyeliner, and use it with your > >> “normal” makeup. > > >> You’ve discovered Wolfe white under the nails is a great way to keep them > >> looking pretty. > > >> You have to pay your kids to paint them… > > >> ...but they don’t pay you to use your paints… > > >> …until they get their own… > > >> …at your expense… > > >> …but at least they share when you realize ~their~ pallet is better than > >> yours! > > >> You go about the day’s errands and don’t realize until you get home and > >> look in the mirror that you left your last practice session in place. > > >> You look forward to being hired for the annual crab feast, knowing you’ll > >> be invited to stay and enjoy! > > >> “Family time” is when your whole family is hired to do painting and > >> balloons at a single gig. > > >> You catch yourself studying pictures of dinosaur bones in order to improve > >> your dragons. > > >> You catch yourself going up to random strangers and saying, “Nice tat! > >> Mind if I study it a bit?” > > >> Random strangers come up to you and say, “I liked your design so much I > >> had a tat made of it!” > > >> -----Original Message----- > >> *From:* [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] *On > >> Behalf Of *Arla Albers > >> *Sent:* Wednesday, July 08, 2009 9:40 AM > >> *To:* 'Face and Body Art Assn.' > >> *Subject:* [fpba-assn] You are a true face painter IF...... > > >> I adapted this from something I found on the internet. Thought it would > >> be cute to add to....... > > >> *If you are a true face painter, then almost all of these things will > >> apply to you.* > >> Go ahead and read it and have a good laugh. > > >> *You Might Be a True Face Painter If:* > > >> You wake up and want to try to paint a new face paint design on yourself > >> daily. > > >> Your greeted at the grocery store with " Oh, I didn't recognize you > >> without your face painted." > > >> You can only place adults by who their daughter or son is. > > >> You've driven to 4 different stores looking for just the right paint > >> brushes. > > >> You are referred to as “the lady who makes me into animals” > > >> You've ever considered buying a fish tank filter to make your own stipple > >> sponges. > > >> Your idea of cheek art involves the entire face. > > >> Your husband says you talk in your sleep. You keep saying, “What would > >> you like to be today?” > > >> You catch yourself referring to your daughter’s makeup as “princess face > >> paint” > > >> You had to go back to your car on the trip to Hobby Lobby because half way > >> into the store you realized you were wearing a feather in your hair, your > >> name tag, and you were carrying your tip bucket. > > >> You find glitter in unmentionable places while showering. > > >> You buy paint brushes by the gross. > > >> You can come up with a dozen “G” rated terms for breasts, butt crack, and > >> vagina. > > >> Your face paints have gotten your baggage pulled and hand inspected at the > >> airport. (But they let you go, of course, because you have so much that > >> you > >> MUST be a true face painter.) > > >> You've had to explain to the clerk why you need 25 identical anything. > > >> You've spent what was considered a family holiday with a bunch of women > >> and men at a hotel far from home. > > >> You consider thongs and pasties "essential" in your work attire. > > >> You've spent New Years Eve painting until all hours of the morning instead > >> of drinking and celebrating. > > >> Your emergency kit includes eyelash glue, bug spray, and jewels. > > >> You can paint 6 hours without a bathroom break. > > >> You've planned conception and birth around your next face painting > >> convention. > > >> Women proudly announce "I didn't wear any panties today!" as they walk in > >> to be body painted. > > >> You pay for your purchase of $53 in one dollar bills. (Tip money, of > >> course.) > > >> You can't believe the moms that buy Palmer face paint at Party City. > > >> And no, the paint brushes at the dollar store won’t work for good face > >> painting! > > >> You purchase $400 worth of face paint at a convention just because it’s ½ > >> price. > > >> Have any more to add to this???????? Send them to the list. > > >> Arla > > >> Checked by AVG -www.avg.com > >> Version: 8.5.375 / Virus Database: 270.13.8/2224 - Release Date: 07/08/09 > >> 05:53:00- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Face Painting and Body Art Association." This is a PG-13 forum dedicated to the discussion of Face Painting and Body Art. This group is provided for the benefit of all and as such is not moderated. Our goal is to promote open and unrestricted communication between people interested in face painting and body art. 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