> -----Original Message-----
> From: Phil Simms
> Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2001 4:14 PM
> To: Barry Sanders
> Cc: Steve Hartman, Rhonda Smalley, Jimmy Ward, Big Dave, Dean
> Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.
> Joke Lovers,
> Here are the video clips*
>1. Scratch &
- Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!
- This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?
>3. Try Throwing
Rocks - The title says it all...
> Five Bucks -
> A man is walking around New York with
> They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.
> A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?
> "For how much?" asks the man.
> "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.
> "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.
> The hooker swears at him and walks away.
> A little later, the man's wife
comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.
> As they round the corner,
stands the same hooker. She takes one look
> at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five
> "That wife
mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated
next to him in the bar.
do you know?" the friend asked.
didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she
> said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
> "So she's a liar… I spent the night with her sister Shirley."
> *Please Note - to view the video clips you may need to load Windows
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