Hi Raj, Quite a hilarious reply :)
Regards Aman Jain On Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 1:50 PM, Raj Mathur <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Sunday 16 Nov 2008, Nakul Batra wrote: > > Please remove me from freed mailing list. I no longer want to > > continue my subscription. > > Easier said than done. > > I presume that you're aware that joining this mailing list is not > exactly the same as, for instance, signing up for a > Google/Yahoo/Hotmail mail account. There are precedences. There are > commitments. There are pacts. And there are contracts. > > When you joined this mailing list the first thing you did was sign away > all your rights as an individual and become a slave of Borg.Freed, > shackled forever to the massive Jagannath that rolls over all > impediments in its path and eventually emerges victorious, albeit at > the cost of untold human, animal and specially piscine (ah, those fresh > trout in Manali!) suffering. Please go over the mailing list welcome > message: that contains the details of this contract. (If you can't see > it, please either (a) change your glasses, (b) change your eyes or (c) > change yourself.) Remember when you cut yourself shaving on the > morning after joining the mailing list? That was the Borg.Freed > extending one of its numerous ephemeral pseudopoda in your direction > and getting the contract signed in blood. You have been pwned! Any > attempt in the direction of trying to weasel out of this situation will > be met with a retribution too terrible to contemplate, leave alone > describe. Let me just say that it involves hot soldering irons, > leeches, boiling tar and (surprisingly) milk of magnesia. Don't ask me > for details *brrrrr* I get the shivers just thinking about it! > > What?!?? You still want out? *Sigh* OK, you asked for it. Here's the > procedure: > > - Get lot of black candles, preferably made from fat of earthworms > gathered under a full moon on the west side of the hill. You will also > need a live chicken, some chalk and a bottle of milk of magnesia. > > - Use the chalk to draw an inverse pentagram on the floor. Light the > candles and place one at each point of the pentagram. > > - Step inside the pentagram, holding the chicken in your left hand and > the milk of magnesia in your right. Intone, slowly at first then > speeding up, the following black magic chant: > > Om Money Gimme Sum > > - While intoning, open the MoM and slowly sip it. Continue until the > bottle is finished. > > - Hand the chicken over to the nearest tandoor shop and tell him to > clean it, make tandoori chicken and e-mail it to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > - Sleep. If you survive the night (if!) you will be free of Borg.Freed > the next morning. > > [Shorter version] > > Send e-mail to: > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Regards, > > -- Raju > -- > Raj Mathur [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://kandalaya.org/ > GPG: 78D4 FC67 367F 40E2 0DD5 0FEF C968 D0EF CC68 D17F > PsyTrance & Chill: http://schizoid.in/ || It is the mind that moves > > _______________________________________________ > Freed mailing list > [email protected] > http://frodo.hserus.net/mailman/listinfo/freed >
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