I appologize in advance for the length of this email. Please do not read
if you don't like long emails.
Someone could be nice enough to spend their $25 for these five reports
mentioned in this message, then post them on freenet and put links to
them on a Keylist, like on Frost or something. That would pretty much
ruin this little pyramid scheme party they've got going, since all they
are doing is buying and reselling the same data over and over again. Why
not make that data freely available to anyone who wants it and kill this
bug? :)
On Fri, 31 Aug 2001 10:54:59 -0700 (PDT) Anibal Miranda
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:
blah blah blah, testimonial crap...
> ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE =====
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4
> to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
> INSTRUCTIONS:
Guaranteed huh? Is that backed by some kind of promesory note or refund
or something? I mean, if you somehow DON'T make money, because all the
available idiots have already been taken, can you somehow get your money
back? I doubt it very very much.
> ====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below ====
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
> to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next
> to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
> YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail
> problems.
>
> === When you place your order, make sure you order
> each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports
> so that you can save them on your computer and resell
> them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. Within a few days
> you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports
> from these 5 different individuals.
>
> Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
> for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
> reports and keep it on your desk in case something
> happen to your computer.
Of course!! After all, if your copy of that data is damaged or
destroyed, you have to order them again!!
>
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
Why not?
> are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
> the list, in any way other than what is instructed
> below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out
> on majority of your profits. Once you understand the
Come again?
> way this works, you will also see how it does not work
> if you change it. Remember, this method has been
> tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People
Right, so there is no room for reinvention or anything? Please.
> have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
> five thinking they could get all the money. But it
> does
> not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be
> greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to
> change anything other than what is instructed.
> Because if you do, it will not work for you.
> Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
Yeah, right!!
>
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
> the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 2... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down
> TO REPORT # 5.
> 3... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down
> TO REPORT # 4.
> 4... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down
> TO REPORT # 3.
> 5... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down
> TO REPORT # 2
> 6... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
> Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name &
> address ACCURATELY!
> =======================================================
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE
> ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just
> in case if you loose any data. To assist you with
> marketing your business on the internet, the 5
> reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable
> marketing information which includes how to send bulk
> e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
> classified ads and much more.
What if you aren't the kind of person who is capable of selling things?
Even door to door? I personaly have no sales skills at all, I just can't
do it.
>
> There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
>
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> =======================================================
I say all Bulk email should be illegal. Period. They don't know me, I
didn't give anyone permision to give them my email or send me stuff I
didn't ask for, and therefor it shouldn't be allowed. Period.
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
> how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved
>
> send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
Only?!! If I tried that, on most email services, I would be kicked off
the service, too much activity takeing all thier bandwidth. How about
just put ONE freakin message on Freenet and update it every once in a
while.
> that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
> response could be much better but lets just say it is
> only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of
> thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
> e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders
> for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending
> out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
> those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
> That's=100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
Blah blah blah, the common argument FOR a pyramid scheme is that the more
people you throw this crap at the more likely it is that you will hit a
dumb ass like yourself who will actualy give you money, like you did to
someone else.
>
> 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out
>
> 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails
> sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders
> for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000
> e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million)
> e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders
> for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5
> EACH=$500,000.00 (half million). Your total income in
> this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
> $5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........
> Grand Total=$555,550.00
>
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGUREOUT
>
> THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
Uh, unless you get hit by harrasment law suites, which can happen in some
states. If you bombard lots and lots of people with crap they don't
want, forceing them to have to deal with it. It really sucks!!
> =======================================================
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
Oh, so we're friends now? I don't think so.
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
> Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
> everyone or half or even one 4th of those people
> mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over
> 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and
> counting. Believe me, many people will do just
> that, and more!
>
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
Ah, now this is more to my likeing, non-invansive and very easy to
ignore.
> =======================================================
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and
> there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
> Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily
> get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start
> with Method # 1 and dd METHOD # 2 as you go along.
> For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail
> them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
> provide
> same day service on all orders.
> This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out,
> with your name and address on it, will be prompt
> because they can not advertise until they receive
> the report.
> =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed
> by
> wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of
> those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of
> the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and
> your name and postal address.
>
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> ===================================================
>
> REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
> Free on the Net"
> Order Report #1 from:
Thats easy, just put in "free advertising" on any search engine, you will
get hundreds of hits for sites that let you do free advertising.
>
> Anibal D. A. Miranda
> Av. Ilidio Meimberg Porto, 17
> Jd. Sao Vicente
> Sao Jose dos Campos - SP
> CEP: 12224-310
> Brazil
>
> _________________________________________________
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
> e-mail on the Net"
> Order Report # 2 from:
Again, easy, no report needed. Just need a remailer and lots of time on
your hands to get all the crap sent out.
>
> BJ< Welch
> 1539 S Main ST
> Darlington, S.C. 29532
> USA
>
> ________________________________________________
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on
> the Net"
> Order Report # 3 from:
HA!!! No secrets here I'm affraid. It's all laid out as simple as 123.
1, someone convinces a bunch of idiots to give them money in exchange for
a bunch of crap they don't need, or can't use in any way. 2, they are
convinced by a very clever argument that tells them they can get really
rich by convincing other people to pay them in the exact same way. 3,
they try and try to convince people, not knowing that they will probably
spend a whole lot of money and time that they could be spending on more
important things. Thats it, pretty much, it just repeats itself through
all the many layers of dumb idiots out there.
>
> Dario Va
> 16541 Blatt BLvd
> Weston, FL.33326
> USA
>
> __________________________________________________
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing
> MLM & the Net"
> Order Report # 4 from:
Pff, hello!! Again, it's already been laid out, no need for a report.
>
> Randall Williams
> 401 Stocks Dairy Road
> LeesUSAburg Georgia 31763
> USA
> ___________________________________________________
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for
> Free"
Oh my, very very difficult I suppose. Please!!
> Order Report # 5 from:
>
> Rockin'E Marketing
> 8325 35th Street NE
> Warwich,ND 58381.
> USA
> _________________________________________________
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
> until you do.
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3
> weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or
> more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
> advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
> already working for you, and the cash will
> continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO
> REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
> the list, you are placed in front of a Different
> report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
> watching which report people are ordering from
> you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND
> ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE
> PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income
> you can generate from this business !!!
They call this a business. HA!!!
> ======================================================
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF
> THIS PROGRAM: You have just received
> information that can give you financial freedom
> for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST
> A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money
Oh sure, you only risk loosing $25, and maybe a whole lot more from
trying and trying to convince people to pay you.
> in the next few weeks and months than you have
> ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
> INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail
> a copy of this exciting report after you have put
> your name and address in Report #1 and moved
> others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above.
> One of the people you send this to may send out
> 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on
> every one of them. Remember though, the more you
> send out the more potential customers you will
> reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
> information, materials and opportunity to become
> financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
Yeah, very friendly this person, really. Selling crap is a very
lucrative business. :(
> ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
blah blah blah, crap!!
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