Sorry for the bads words, but I think it worthy. :) I recieved it from
the Debian Hurd mailing list!
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Moron [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You didn't look on Deja first for the answer to your question
[ ] You did not read the FAQ
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[X] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually
someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was
legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted something other than plain text to a newsgroup.
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS because you think your question is more
important than anyone elses.
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mummy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Get fuckked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[X] All of the above
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