---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: TOP10: 25 Best Newspaper Headlines Of 1998 Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 15:59:45 -0700 From: Bruce Alderson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ------------------------------------------------------------ WarpedVisions, the absolutely chunk-blowing experience(tm). ------------------------------------------------------------ [BA-Note that I received these with a note suggesting that they were actually real headlines...following my rule of stuff online "anything requiring a number of exclamation marks is probably not true" I have some doubts in these headlines. They are still somewhat amusing though.] 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead 12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death 14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 17. War Dims Hope for Peace 18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 24. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 25. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ------------------------------------------------------------ WarpedVisions, the absolutely chunk-blowing experience(tm). ------------------------------------------------------------ _____________________________________________________________________ What's Your Topica? Find It Now. http://www.topica.com/t/2 -- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
