--- F R E N D Z of martian --- I must be getting old... ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: [WarpedVisions] JOKE: All growed up... Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 15:07:20 -0700 From: MadMaxx <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ------------------------------------------------------------ WarpedVisions, the absolutely chunk-blowing experience(tm). ------------------------------------------------------------ You know you've been out of college too long when... Your potted plants stay alive. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' You're the one calling the police because those kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff' You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese diet pepsi & twinkies. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink that much again' Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. You don't pre-party at home, to save money, before going to a bar. ------------------------------------------------------------ WarpedVisions, the absolutely chunk-blowing experience(tm). ------------------------------------------------------------ ________________________________________________________________________ Start an Email List For Free at Topica. http://www.topica.com/register -- Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23. -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
