--- F R E N D Z of martian --- OK I admit - I have a sick sense of humour and it was the one about the woman breaking her husband's arm that really cracked me up..... ----- Original Message ----- From: Doug Lee <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, November 08, 1999 11:39 PM Subject: RE: Next time you think you're having a bad day.............. > --- > F R E N D Z of martian > --- > > > > From: hondinia > > > > > Next time you think you're having a bad day.............. > > > > 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil > > spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most > > expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and > > applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both > > eaten by a killer whale. > > Where's the bad thing here? We have a a couple of seals who presumably had > several months of steady supply of fish in a nicely coddled environment away > from the stress of big black and white orcas trying to make a meal out of > them. We have a large number of people who obviously got a great deal of > satisfaction out of repairing some of the damange done by an environmental > disaster. Not least we have a slightly fatter killer whale that presumably > has been having a bad time recently on account of it's main source of food > being dead or otherwise covered in an unpalatable goo. > > I suppose there might have been a cheaper way of feeding the whale, but on > the whole I can't see the problem. > > -- > > Doug > > > -- > Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com > > The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ > > -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
