--- F R E N D Z of martian --- This is a forwarded message From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Wednesday, March 08, 2000, 4:58:18 PM Subject: Salary Theorem Spam ===8<==============Original message text=============== (apologies if you have heard this before) > Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that > > "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." > > This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates: > > Postulate 1: Knowledge = Power. > > Postulate 2: Time = Money. > > As every engineer knows: Power = Work/Time. > > Since Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work/Time. > > Since Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work/Money. > > Solving for Money, we get Money = Work/Knowledge. > > Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. > > Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. To remove your name from this spam list send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED], with UNSUBSCRIBE in the first line To subscribe to this spam list send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED], with SUBSCRIBE in the first line ===8<===========End of original message text=========== Best regards, Martin mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
